Throne Time
Start the clock when you sit down. Fast healthy drops hit the Speedrun board.
🚽 Stall 04 · Free · No password
The leaderboard for number twos.
Snap it. Scout grades it on the Bristol scale, guesses the grams and scores it. Then carve your name into the league table.
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👑 @log_lord 310 pts
@turd_ferguson was here
type 4 or bust
R.I.P. my streak ♡
How it works
Three sheets. Zero awkwardness.
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Snap it
When you've done your business, take one photo from straight above with the whole bowl in frame. The bowl is the ruler for the weight guess.
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Get graded
Scout reads the shape and colour, gives you a Bristol type, estimates the grams and flags anything worth a doctor's look. The photo is deleted straight away.
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Beat your friends
Every drop scores points. Keep your streak, climb the weekly league, and post to the feed where friends give props.
Please consult before flushing
The Bristol Stool Chart
Doctors use this 7-point scale to describe stool. Types 3 and 4 are the sweet spot, so they score the most.
Scout also reads colour and asks four quick questions (did it float, any straining, foods, water). It's a wellness game, not a diagnosis.
Compete
Leagues, crowns and a Poo-dium.
Every week you're dropped into a league with other scouts. Finish top 5 and you move up on Monday. Hold on long enough and you'll reach the Throne.
🥉Bronze
🥈Silver
🥇Gold
💎Diamond
👑Throne
- PointsWeekly, resets Monday
- HeaviestBiggest single drop wears the 👑
- StreakConsecutive healthy days
- ⚡ SpeedrunFastest healthy Throne Time
- SeasonMonthly, top 3 get trophies
- SquadsSquad vs squad, points per member
Everything in the app
More ways to win than you'd think.
Squads
Private boards for friends or the office, with a Monday awards night: MVP, Most Regular, Heaviest Drop.
Local Legends
Print a QR poster for a real bathroom. Most drops there wears the crown.
Duels
Challenge a friend to a week-long head-to-head. Most points by Sunday wins.
Bristol Bingo
Log all seven types to complete your card. The rare ones are the hardest.
Levels & outfits
Level up and dress Scout in shades, a chef's hat, a cowboy hat or a golden halo.
Pets
Dogs and cats get graded too, on the vet's fecal score, with their own board.
Ask Scout
"Why was I type 2 all week?" Answers from your own log.
Gut score
A 7-day score plus patterns, like hard days following low-water days.
2-minute top-up
More came out? Add round two to the same drop.
Rival alerts
A ping when someone steals your crown or passes you on the board.
"Do you feel that?"
Scout learns your usual time and gives you a heads-up.
Notice to all scouts
Your photo is flushed in seconds.
- Photos are never stored. Analyzed in memory, then gone. Nobody ever sees them, including us.
- No password. Pick a handle and go. A recovery code moves your account to a new phone.
- Your health log stays on your phone. The leaderboard only knows your type, weight and points.
- We never share or sell health data. No ads, no tracking pixels.
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iPhone app · beta
Now in your pocket.
Native camera with a bowl guide, a drumroll-and-fanfare reveal, haptics and push alerts the moment someone steals your crown. Your web account carries over.
FAQ
Frequently asked in stall 4.
Is this a medical app?
No. Stool Scout is a wellness game. Results are AI estimates from a photo, not a diagnosis. If Scout flags something worth a doctor's look (like blood, black or pale stool), it tells you, and you should listen.
What happens to my photo?
It's shrunk on your device, sent once for analysis and thrown away. It's never saved, never logged and never shown to anyone. We keep a one-way fingerprint for 30 days only so the same photo can't be scored twice.
How does it guess the weight?
The toilet bowl is the ruler. Scout compares what's in the bowl to a standard bowl opening and estimates volume from the shape. It's an estimate, usually within a sensible range.
Is it free?
Yes, completely free. No ads, no subscriptions.
Do I need an account?
No. You can check without one. To score points and compete, pick a handle. There's no password: your device holds a key, and you get a recovery code to move to a new phone.
How do I log in on a new device?
On your old device, open Me → Settings → Recovery code and copy it. Then tap Log in and paste it. If you added an email, you can get a sign-in code instead.
Can people fake it?
Scout checks every photo. Drawings, screenshots and pictures from the internet still get a read, but they score zero points. Anyone can be reported, and repeat offenders get removed.
Is there an Android app?
Not yet. The website works great on Android, so add it to your home screen. The iPhone app is in beta now.